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7th Edition 2018 

Friday, 09 June 2017 16:08

Dog Rules

thought to ponderIf you live with those of the "canine persuasion" you may enjoy this...

1. The dog is not allowed in the house. 

2. OK, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. 

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture. 

4. The dog can get on the old furniture only. 

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed
to sleep with the humans on the bed. 

6. OK, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation. 

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not 
under the covers. 

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only. 

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night. 

10.Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers 
with the dog.

Last modified on Saturday, 10 June 2017 04:39

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