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Thoughts to Ponder

thought to ponderSubmitted for your weekly chuckle...

Saturday, 24 March 2018 22:06

The Funeral

thoughts to ponderA cardiologist dies and was given an elaborate funeral.

Thursday, 15 February 2018 14:16

The Church Organist

thoughts to ponderMiss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.

Wednesday, 07 February 2018 03:59

Murphy's Motorcycle Laws

motorcycle tire Be Smart. Ride Safe.

Thursday, 25 January 2018 13:52

Just for fun

thought to ponderHere are some thoughts to ponder...

Tuesday, 19 December 2017 05:37

Well Bless Your Heart

thoughts to ponderTwo informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.

Wednesday, 13 December 2017 12:29

Engineers and Lawyers

thoughts to ponderAn engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.

Wednesday, 29 November 2017 07:03

Tales from the Farm

thought to ponderA Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. 

Wednesday, 22 November 2017 15:41

F A R T

smellA fart is a pleasant thing,

Thursday, 16 November 2017 00:04

Today's Chuckle

thought to ponderOne day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 

Thursday, 02 November 2017 03:39

Student's Best Bet

thoughts to ponderA professor makes a bet with a student.

Wednesday, 25 October 2017 08:19

Now that makes sense!

thought to ponderI'm not lazy... I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Thursday, 19 October 2017 07:42

I've got some good news and some bad news...

thoughts to ponderOne day a man hears that a distant uncle passed away.

Thursday, 12 October 2017 04:59

Are you (or someone you love) old as dirt?

 

thought to ponderThis one's for YOU!

Wednesday, 04 October 2017 21:08

Get ready for some "Walks into a bar" jokes

thoughts to ponderA limbo champion walks into a bar...

thoughts to ponderThe police should have known that he might be older, but he’s not any slower!

Wednesday, 20 September 2017 22:37

The Moth Joke

thoughts to ponderSo, a moth walks into a podiatrist's office.

Thursday, 14 September 2017 05:26

Lawyer's Cigars

thoughts to ponderA Charlotte,  NC,  lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars,   then insured them against fire among other things.  

Saturday, 02 September 2017 14:12

An old guy goes to the Doctor...

thoughts to ponderYou don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing!

Wednesday, 30 August 2017 17:03

Wise Truisms

thought to ponderStop trying to make everybody happy, you're not tequila.

Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:06

The Beauty of Logic!

thought to ponderBe careful when you follow the masses... sometimes the "M" is silent!

Thursday, 17 August 2017 16:44

Three Beers

thought to ponderA guy walks into a bar and orders 3 beers.

Wednesday, 09 August 2017 07:12

Car Talk

thought to ponderThe daughter asks her Dad, "Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me that I didn't understand.

Thursday, 03 August 2017 23:32

Seenager

thought to ponderI just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)

Thursday, 27 July 2017 07:48

The Laws of Life will leave you laughing

thought to ponderThe Laws of Life:

Wednesday, 19 July 2017 05:16

Curious Observations

thought to ponderSomething to think about...

Wednesday, 12 July 2017 05:16

A man wants a pet.

thought to ponderHe walks into a pet shop and says to the owner, "I want to buy a pet, but I don't want a boring, normal pet.

Wednesday, 05 July 2017 07:22

Two Pilots

thoughts to ponderTwo men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft.

Thursday, 29 June 2017 20:18

And that's how the fight started...

thoughts to ponderOne year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

Thursday, 22 June 2017 15:22

Your wish is my command

thoughts to ponderThree guys go out on a fishing trip...

Saturday, 17 June 2017 08:49

The Bartender knows best

thought to ponderLarry goes to the psychiatrist...

Friday, 09 June 2017 16:08

Dog Rules

thought to ponderIf you live with those of the "canine persuasion" you may enjoy this...

Thursday, 25 May 2017 13:37

The Pastor's Wife

thought to ponderThe pastor's wife was expecting a baby...

Thursday, 18 May 2017 16:19

It hit me like a ton of bricks...

dog in chairI have just realized something!

Wednesday, 10 May 2017 11:14

Humour for your week

thought to ponderFor your reading pleasure...

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